Your Doctor Only Tests 12 Things.
We Test 112
The $4,500 health panel your doctor doesn't want you to have. Stop being your doctor's guinea pig.
100+ precision biomarkers
AI-powered energy optimization
Personalized lifestyle protocolsYour Annual Physical is a $300 Joke.
The Medical Conspiracy:
- •Longevity clinics charge $4,500 for what we do
- •Insurance won't cover optimization (only sickness)
- •Your doctor gets 7 minutes with you
- •"Normal" ranges = barely not dead
What You're Walking Around With:
- •Hormones of a 70-year-old at 40
- •Pre-diabetes they'll catch in 5 years
- •Inflammation destroying your arteries
- •Deficiencies draining your energy
74% of adults are exhausted.
99% don't know why.
"By the time your doctor finds it, it's too late."
Your doctor is still using a flip phone in the iPhone era. Stop accepting 'normal' when optimal exists.
Stop Being Your Doctor's Guinea Pig – $599How it works
It starts with yes
One simple test. Profound insights.
No doctor visits. No waiting rooms. Just a simple test that reveals everything.
Your body's blueprint
100+ answers to one question: Why don't I feel amazing?
While others test 12 markers, we test 100+. Because feeling good isn't good enough
Your personal breakthrough
AI that sees what doctors miss
Not just normal. Optimal. Our AI finds the gaps between where you are and where you could be.
This is what peak feels like
Small changes. Profound results.
Wake up energized. Think clearly. Feel strong. This is your new normal.
Real Results from the Longevity Community
Physicians, researchers, and biohackers share how precision biomarker analysis transformed their health optimization
Dr. Sarah Chen
Longevity Researcher, Stanford
Palo Alto, CA
"Finally found what my $4,200 clinic panel missed - my homocysteine was elevated but they never tested for MTHFR variants. The AI caught the methylation issue and suggested specific B-vitamin protocols. My levels normalized in 8 weeks."
Marcus Rodriguez
Biohacker & RAADFest Speaker
Austin, TX
"I've spent $12K+ at longevity clinics. This platform gave me insights my expensive doctors missed - like the connection between my poor sleep and elevated cortisol affecting my testosterone. Game changer."
Jennifer Kim
Executive, Age 42
San Francisco, CA
"My inflammatory markers were through the roof but I felt fine. The AI protocol targeting gut health and specific foods dropped my CRP by 60%. I avoided what could have been serious cardiovascular issues."
David Park
Longevity Coach
Miami, FL
"The metabolic insights were incredible. Discovered I was pre-diabetic despite normal fasting glucose. The continuous glucose monitoring recommendations and targeted interventions reversed my insulin resistance."
Dr. Lisa Wong
Functional Medicine MD
Boulder, CO
"I use this for my own optimization and recommend it to patients. The depth of analysis rivals our clinic testing at 1/6th the cost. The AI catches patterns I sometimes miss."
Alex Thompson
Tech Entrepreneur, Age 38
Seattle, WA
"Thought my fatigue was just stress. Turns out my B12 was low despite 'normal' labs, plus thyroid optimization opportunities. Energy levels completely transformed within 12 weeks."
Dr. Sarah Chen
Longevity Researcher, Stanford
Palo Alto, CA
"Finally found what my $4,200 clinic panel missed - my homocysteine was elevated but they never tested for MTHFR variants. The AI caught the methylation issue and suggested specific B-vitamin protocols. My levels normalized in 8 weeks."
Marcus Rodriguez
Biohacker & RAADFest Speaker
Austin, TX
"I've spent $12K+ at longevity clinics. This platform gave me insights my expensive doctors missed - like the connection between my poor sleep and elevated cortisol affecting my testosterone. Game changer."
Trusted by Health Optimization Experts
Why Smart Health Optimizers Choose Vitals Vault
Compare us to expensive alternatives and see why we're the obvious choice
| Feature | Vitals Vault$599/year | Longevity Clinics$4,500+/year | Your Doctor$300/visit |
|---|---|---|---|
| Number of Biomarkers | 100+ | 80-120 | 12-15 |
| AI-Powered Analysis | ✗ | ✗ | |
| Personalized Protocols | ✗ | ||
| Clinician Review | 7 min | ||
| Optimal Ranges | ✗ | ||
| Total Annual Cost | $599 | $4,500+ | $300+ |
Your body is keeping score. Start reading the data.
Feel 25 at 50. Science, not magic.
Common Questions from Health Optimizers
"Why is this so much cheaper than other comprehensive tests?"
We cut out the middlemen. While longevity clinics mark up lab costs 10x, we partner directly with national lab providers. You get the exact same CLIA-certified tests at wholesale pricing.
"Is this just another subscription trap?"
No. This is a one-time $599 purchase for your complete panel. No hidden fees, no auto-renewals, no tricks. You're in complete control.
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