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Memorial Day Max sale — men’s health lab panel, 160+ biomarkers, free add-on at checkout | Vitals Vault

Memorial Day

Buy Max Panel and Get One of the Add-ons for Free

$582$399Save $183

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CLIA-certified labs·2,000+ Quest·HSA / FSA eligible·60-day refund

Order by May 25, 2026 before this Memorial promo ends

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Memorial Sale — Buy Max Panel & Get One of these Addons for FREE

Max layers richer hormone and cardio-metabolic markers than routine physicals — plus at checkout you pick one eligible bonus add-on before May 25

Max Full Body

164 biomarkers

$399

Full-body analysis for longevity and prevention.

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Pick your complimentary add-on

Max Panel + Advanced Thyroid · $399

How it flows

Three steps. No paperwork scavenger hunt.

You checkout once; we route the rest — from Quest scheduling nudges to plain-English results.

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Instant confirmation

Order details, optional personal note, and Quest-ready instructions land in their inbox as soon as checkout finishes — easy to forward or save for after the weekend.

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They choose their Quest visit

Same-day appointments at 2,000+ Quest locations nationwide. One venipuncture. Most tests need no fasting.

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Answers within about a week

A ~90-page functional report, AI clinician chat grounded in their results, and a clear path forward — not a PDF they never open.

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Member voices

“I chalked it up to stress and poor sleep. The panel showed imbalances I could actually fix.”

We hear it after every busy spring: short visits, long waits for clarity. One draw here fills in the blanks.

Why Vitals Vault

Stop collecting “you’re fine” voicemails.

We pair 160+ data points with a dashboard, AI clinician, and action plan — so “I feel awful” finally meets “here’s why.”

160+ lab tests, in one draw

Heart, hormones, thyroid, metabolism, inflammation, iron, vitamins, kidney, and liver. Standard panels stop at the basics.

A dashboard you will actually open

Every result and every past lab in one warm, plain-English place. No paper results. No clinical portal to dread.

Proactive, not reactive

We surface shifts early and build a plan around root causes, not guesswork. Most physicals only flag what already broke.

A personal AI doctor, on call

You ask questions in plain language. You get answers in seconds. No 8-week wait, no 14-minute visits.

A 90-page functional report

Whole-body insights you can use. Not a one-line “everything looks normal” and a pat on the back.

Lifetime preferred pricing

Member pricing on 1,000+ add-on tests — keep building the picture after your first draw.

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Memorial rates end May 25

Vitals Vault changing thousands of lives

Unlocking human potential through meaningful innovation. Creating real impact by improving thousands of lives every day.

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Memorial rates end May 25 · Memorial · Max free add-on

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