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Function Health vs Vitals VaultDon't buy your follow-up before you know what needs follow-up.

Function Health says 160+ tests annually, but that is not 160 unique biomarkers. It is 100+ tests first, then a 60+ mid-year follow-up that repeats prior markers. Vitals Vault gives the deeper baseline first: 120 for $99, 140 for $199, or 160 for $399. Then follow up from your actual results: repeat Essential for $99, or order only the Quest markers you need from $14.99.

Start with 120 for $99Compare follow-up models
Full retest: $99.Targeted from $14.99.No annual membership.
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The smarter sequence:

baseline first, follow-up second.

Function Health
  • 100+ initial tests

    Function FAQ: Annual Test

  • 60+ mid-year follow-up

    Preset retest, not 60 new unique markers

  • Follow-up bought upfront

    Before first results are known

  • $365/year membership

    Renews annually

$365 / yearFunction Health
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Vitals Vault
  • 120, 140, or 160 upfront

    One baseline draw

  • Follow up after results

    Order based on your actual results

  • Full Essential retest: $99

    Run it again only if needed

  • Targeted Quest markers from $14.99

    Buy only what you need

$99 one-timeVitals Vault
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Feature-by-feature comparison

Vitals Vault VS Function Health

See the difference between buying isolated tests and getting a complete testing, reporting, and action-planning experience.

Vitals Vault plans
Feature

Vitals Vault
Essential

Vitals Vault
Advanced

Vitals Vault
Max

Function
Health

Starting price
$99 one-time
$199 one-time
$399 one-time
$365/year
Subscription
No
No
No
Yes
Lab network
Quest Diagnostics
Quest Diagnostics
Quest Diagnostics
Quest Diagnostics
Upfront biomarkers
120
140
160
100+ initial
Testing model
All measured upfront
All measured upfront
All measured upfront
100+ first, 60+ later
Follow-up model
Retest or target only what matters
Retest or target only what matters
Retest or target only what matters
Prepackaged mid-year retest
Targeted follow-up
From $14.99
From $14.99
From $14.99
Preset panel + paid add-ons
Full Essential retest
$99 when you choose
$99 Essential, or repeat tier
$99 Essential, or repeat tier
Included in $365/year cadence
Report depth
90-page functional report
90-page functional report
90-page functional report
AI clinician summary
Ranges
Functional + standard
Functional + standard
Functional + standard
Standard lab ranges
Action plan
Personalized next steps
Personalized next steps
Personalized next steps
Personalized protocol
AI assistant
Included
Included
Included
Private AI Chat beta
Add-on tests
Broad Quest catalog
Broad Quest catalog
Broad Quest catalog
Member add-ons available
Past lab upload
Upload & track trends
Upload & track trends
Upload & track trends
Upload available
Support
Live site support + email
Live site support + email
Live site support + email
Member support
HSA/FSA
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Best for
Best starting point
Deeper insight
Maximum breadth
Annual testing

Vitals Vault combines testing, interpretation, timelines, and action in one place.

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Compared toFunction Health
  • Starting price

    $99 one-time
    $365/year
  • Subscription

    No
    Yes
  • Lab network

    Quest Diagnostics
    Quest Diagnostics
  • Upfront biomarkers

    120
    100+ initial
  • Testing model

    All measured upfront
    100+ first, 60+ later
  • Follow-up model

    Retest or target only what matters
    Prepackaged mid-year retest
  • Targeted follow-up

    From $14.99
    Preset panel + paid add-ons
  • Full Essential retest

    $99 when you choose
    Included in $365/year cadence
  • Report depth

    90-page functional report
    AI clinician summary
  • Ranges

    Functional + standard
    Standard lab ranges
  • Action plan

    Personalized next steps
    Personalized protocol
  • AI assistant

    Included
    Private AI Chat beta
  • Add-on tests

    Broad Quest catalog
    Member add-ons available
  • Past lab upload

    Upload & track trends
    Upload available
  • Support

    Live site support + email
    Member support
  • HSA/FSA

    Yes
    Yes
  • Best for

    Best starting point
    Annual testing

Why Vitals Vault is stronger for the comparison shopper

If you searched for Function Health alternatives, the real question is not whether both companies test broadly. It is whether you should buy a prepackaged follow-up before your first results show what deserves follow-up.

1

More upfront data

Start with 120 biomarkers for $99, or choose 140/160 upfront before making any follow-up decision.

2

No subscription

$99-$399 one-time pricing. Three full Essential draws are $297; four are $396.

3

More flexibility

Retest the full Essential panel for $99, or add targeted Quest follow-ups from $14.99 when only a few markers matter.

4

More support

Use the live site support widget, email the Vitals Vault concierge team, and ask Neo about your results.

5

More ownership

Export your data, upload past labs, and keep your health history portable instead of locked to one program.

Start with the $99 panel

Same Quest network · No subscription · HSA/FSA eligible

WHEN FUNCTION HEALTH MAY MAKE SENSE

Function Health may fit people who specifically want a recurring annual testing membership with a standardized initial panel and a built-in 60+ test follow-up later in the year.

But choose Vitals Vault when

Vitals Vault is stronger if you want the bigger upfront baseline, result-driven follow-up testing, live support, full data control, and no recurring commitment.

Baseline first. Follow-up second.

Start with 120 biomarkers for $99. Then use your actual results to decide whether you need a full retest, a few targeted Quest markers, or no follow-up lab order yet.

Start Essential for $99

Decode your health. Then act on it.

Function Health shows you numbers. Vitals Vault connects them — ratios, patterns, and a personalized action plan grounded in functional medicine.

Vitals Vault Biological Age card showing a half-circle dial with biological age 39, actual age 41, the headline "Good News, You’re Aging Slower Than You Should." and supportive body copy

Biological age

Find out if your body is aging faster or slower than your actual age — and see how you rank against the general population.

39

Biological age

41

Actual age

−2

Years younger

Vitals Vault Action Plan example showing supplement recommendations: 40–65 mg elemental iron, 2,000 IU vitamin D3, and 200–300 mg magnesium glycinate

Prioritized next steps

Turn lab data into what to do next—clear guidance on follow-ups, lifestyle context, and add-on testing when you need to go deeper. Make the healthy choice the obvious one.

  • Tailored supplement, nutrition & exercise plans
  • Clinically validated, physician-reviewed protocols
  • Regenerates as your biomarkers change
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Clinical Analysis

A personalized, plain-language walkthrough of your abnormal markers—reference ranges, pattern context, and what to watch next, grounded in your actual labs.

Personalized Insights

Clear Explanations

Actionable guidance

Vitals Vault Function Health Analysis card showing probability-of-dysfunction bars for prostate function, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular function, and sex hormone function

Functional health analysis

Explore your body systems with clear risk context — refresh your report, download the full PDF, and monitor hormones, heart, bone, and more in one place.

Full body system risk overview in one view

Backed by licensed clinicians

Updates every time you retest

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Labs & add-on testing

Explore hundreds of tests and panels, filter by concern, and manage your cart—member-exclusive pricing with quick checks and full-body options in one flow.

Wide test selection

300+ tests & panels available

Smart filtering

Find tests by symptoms or goals

Seamless ordering

Add to cart and manage easily

Vitals Vault Data dashboard showing uploaded lab PDFs (Lab Results, Lab Order, Blood Report) with search bar, Upload Past Report action, and an end-to-end encryption notice

Data & past labs in one place

Upload past lab reports, search your documents, and keep appointments and results organized—our AI can extract biomarkers from PDFs so everything lives in one dashboard.

  • Upload & organize – Store lab reports securely
  • Smart search – Find reports instantly
  • AI extraction – Extract key biomarkers automatically
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Protocols that match your goals

Browse longevity, nutrition, supplement, and movement protocols—structured plans you can follow with clear habits, labs, and targets tied to your profile.

  • Personalized protocols – Tailored to your health profile
  • Structured plans – Clear habits, labs & targets
  • Flexible approach – Adapt based on your progress
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AI Assistant

Ask for protocols, nutrition plans, supplement stacks, and education—context-aware suggestions powered by your labs and goals (beta experience).

  • Context-aware suggestions – Based on your labs & goals
  • Personalized plans – Nutrition, supplements & protocols
  • Smart guidance – Clear next steps for better health

FAQ

Real questions, real answers

Answers to the questions DIY shoppers actually ask before their first cart.

The clearest reason is control. Function Health is a $365/year membership built around a 100+ Annual Test and a prepackaged 60+ Mid-Year follow-up. Vitals Vault starts with a one-time Quest-based baseline: $99 for Essential with 120 reported biomarkers and clinical ratios, $199 for Advanced with 140, or $399 for Max with 160. Then your actual results guide the next step: retest the full Essential panel for $99, or order targeted follow-up biomarkers starting at $14.99.

Function Health is advertised at $365/year. Vitals Vault is one-time: $99 for Essential with 120 reported biomarkers and clinical ratios, $199 for Advanced with 140, or $399 for Max with 160. If you want follow-up testing, another full Essential panel is $99, so three Essential draws are $297 and four are $396. Targeted follow-up biomarkers can start at $14.99. HSA/FSA eligibility can depend on your plan.

Every plan includes a 90-page Functional Health Report that evaluates each biomarker against two sets of ranges: the standard lab range (are you sick?) and a functional optimal range (are you actually healthy?). Here’s the difference that matters: Function Health told you your TSH of 4.0 was “normal.” A functional medicine practitioner knows anything above 3.0 correlates with early thyroid underperformance — and you’ve been blaming the fatigue on sleep. Your fasting glucose of 94 passed their screen. Our TyG Index flags the insulin resistance behind it a decade before your A1c moves. Your ferritin of 25 was “within range.” But paired with your hs-CRP and dropping iron saturation, it’s a pattern of chronic inflammation no standard report would connect. The report scores 12 body systems, computes 34–50 clinical ratios that don’t exist on your Function Health dashboard, and gives you an Action Plan with specific supplement recommendations, dosages, safety notes relative to your medications, and PubMed-cited evidence — not “eat more vegetables.”

Yes — and this is one of the biggest differences. Function Health gives every member the same ~100-biomarker panel regardless of whether you’re a 28-year-old woman with PCOS symptoms or a 55-year-old man on statins with a family history of heart disease. Vitals Vault’s Custom Panel Builder is an AI clinical consultation that conducts a multi-turn interview about your symptoms, medications, family history, and lifestyle — the kind of workup you’d get at a $10,000 concierge medicine practice. It builds differential hypotheses about what’s driving your symptoms (thyroid dysfunction? insulin resistance? chronic inflammation?), then assembles a panel that tests those specific hypotheses. You see exactly why each test was selected, which clinical findings it investigates, and the confidence level for each hypothesis. The system runs deterministic medication-depletion rules (statins → CoQ10, metformin → B12, PPIs → magnesium), family-history risk panels, and then layers an LLM consultation on top. No other blood testing service — not Function Health, not InsideTracker, not Superpower — offers anything like this. They give everyone the same tests. We build yours.

Function Health is an annual testing membership: 100+ lab tests first, then 60+ tests halfway through the year to see what changed. That is an annual count across two testing moments. The 60+ follow-up is not the same as 60 new unique biomarkers, and it is not a custom panel selected because your first results showed a specific issue. If you counted repeat testing the same way, two Vitals Vault Essential panels would be 240 test events for $198. But the clearer comparison is simpler: 120 upfront for $99, then choose whether you need a full retest or only a few targeted markers.

Yes. Vitals Vault is built around a broad Quest-based add-on catalog, so you can go beyond the core panel with targeted testing for specific symptoms, goals, or follow-up questions. Targeted follow-up biomarkers can start at $14.99, with availability and pricing varying by test.

Your report is powered by a clinical intelligence engine built on a 3-million-node knowledge graph (HPO, SNOMED, UMLS, and functional medicine ontologies). It doesn’t just flag individual markers — it detects compound risk patterns the way a functional medicine doctor thinks. For example: elevated LDL + elevated hs-CRP + family history of heart disease triggers a “Cardiac Triple Threat” pattern that exponentially increases your risk beyond what any single number shows. High glucose + high triglycerides + low HDL triggers a “Metabolic Syndrome Pattern.” The engine evaluates your results against your 15-section health profile (medications, family history, symptoms, diet, sleep, stress, supplements, and more), uses UMLS/RxNorm to understand drug interactions with your current medications, and detects worsening trends across past labs. All protocols were developed with Dr. Arti Chandra (MD, MPH, IFMCP — 15 years functional medicine at Providence/Swedish) and Dr. Rob Lufkin (Clinical Professor, USC Keck School of Medicine, 200+ peer-reviewed papers). Every report receives clinician sign-off. This isn’t a chatbot — it’s a physician-designed clinical engine that thinks in constellations, not isolated numbers.

Still on the fence?

Start with 120 Biomarkers for $99

Same quest labs. No annual lock-in.

Function
  • Annual membership
  • Prepackaged follow-up cadence
  • Standardized panel
  • Access through Function account
VITALSVAULT
  • Broad baseline first
  • Follow-up after results
  • Retest full Essential for $99
  • Targeted follow-ups from $14.99
  • Export your data
Start with 120 Biomarkers for $99

Stop settling for "normal."Get answers you can act on.

Start with 120 biomarkers, a deep functional report, and no subscription.

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